← throw rocks at him. he deserves it (cuteness aggression)

this guy's name is Klug Puyo Puyo.
he is like 13 or so. he is also autistic and extremely homosexual. also has the anxiety that makes you a dickhead
i have seen maybe 2 other people truly understand him and one million online people want him dead for being autistic in the fucked up not cute way.
however i was also a "gifted" child with undiagnosed fucked up not cute autism and anxiety so i care him...
i also spent my highschool years projecting on this guy so much and i borrowed his name for a while... Sorry Klug....
he is also half of the reason i realized i'm transgender. unfortunately. i wish this was a bit
i think someone at sega had prophetic visions of my life during development of Fever and used those to make him. i hate how similar he is to me...
anyways. throw him in the washing machine ok?

if you hate this guy 1 you're wrong and 2 blocking isn't enough i need you dead and i'm NOT joking
There is no justifiable reason to hate this purple freak unfortunately. if anything the worst people should feel about him is horrible horrible pity

My Favorite Dynamics This Guy Has (from a guy who loves the livestream manzai)
Sig: These guys are very close. The kinds of guys who forget to swim at the beach because they're too busy digging a big hole in the sand for fun. The kinds of guys who get distracted by Big Stick. People act like Klug is awful evil to Sig but counterpoint: Sig bugs Klug on purpose too. I think they are just teenage boys (shocker) and teenage boys are assholes especially to their friends (who knew). I also think it's really funny if they're romantically entwined.
Arle: Sega loves to make these two interact in the live manzai demos because they're both voiced by Mie Sonozaki. Arle is the only person Klug whole-heartedly trusts to a fault but doesn't also idolize, and Arle has an easy time seeing past Klug's autistic tsundere speech because she knows Schezo. On that note:
Schezo: They're like brothers. They're beating the hell out of each other. They're yelling at Witch in sync for offering them weed drink (really happened). They're standing in a forest trying to mimic the sound of a lyrebird because Klug is a Wikipedia editor (also really happened while Arle watched silently, assumedly in some sort of shock).
Witch: Witch gets Klug to test her potions by verbally Charlie-Brown-football-gag'ing him into it. "Ohh, this potion can only be drank by the coolest boy ever!" and Klug falls for it every time. He's her freakish little guinea pig. Sometimes she gives him random liquids to see what he'll drink and the answer is anything.
Draco: My visions are incomprehensible to outsiders, but I think they are best friends. This isn't projection or anything (lying, won't elaborate)